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# Reader, I Screamed
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/reader-i-screamed-10-2018/
- Published: 2018-10-25T15:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-25T17:01:02.000Z
- Description: Not in the good way.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Scrolldown Fug, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Allow me to open by noting that I LOVE Sigourney Weaver. She's a great actor. She is a dish. I was VERY influenced by all the amazing sweaters she wore in *Ghostbusters* as a child! However, I cannot keep myself from making an involuntary screeching sound whenever I scroll down this photo. Like, it starts great...and then it turns into an upholstery project gone VERY AWRY.

The crazy thing is, I think I would have liked the white shirt with those nutty pants, and I also would have liked that dress if it had been deployed on its own -- sure, it's literally twee British upholstery fabric depicting the lost scenes of *Downton Abbey*, but I am at home for that shit! A whimsical print is to be welcomed! Upholstery pants are a hoot! Why DON'T we wear more needlepoint clothing? Whimsy is a boon! Prints are to be embraced! Just...not all at once. You know? This is...*all* at once.

###### \[Photo: Camilla Morandi/REX/Shutterstock\]