Reality TV Event Of Some Sort

Alan Cumming

This feels like a knockoff of that Simone Rocha outfit that was everywhere -- including on Carrie Bradshaw. Actually, more like a three level knockoff. Like, it's a knockoff of a knockoff of a knockoff. It cracks me up that this is so innocent when he's so FIENDISH on The Traitors.

Kristen Kish

I LOVE her on Top Chef -- I think she's been a wonderful replacement for Padma -- and every season I think how insanely cool she looks and how well she wears pantsuits. If you've ever read Casey McQuiston's One Last Stop, Kristen is how I picture Jane.

Cirie Fields

Cirie, the queen, is dressed as such.

Phaedra Parks

She came dressed to murder. Well, no, not really, because a white pantsuit is deeply impractical for blood splatter. She's more dressed to be a murder SUSPECT who'll turn out to be too obvious (and clean).

Bob the Drag Queen

I love Bob and I think this needed matching bottoms.

Kate Chastain

I have watched all three seasons of The Traitors, and she has appeared in some capacity on all of them, and I still didn't recognize her. I think I am Kate Chastain Face-Blind.

Boston Rob

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 14: Rob Mariano of "The Traitors" attends the TV Academy's Inaugural Televerse Festival at JW Marriott LA Live on August 14, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I am pretty sure he wears this everywhere. To the pediatrician, to the farmer's market, to the post office, to the big Televerse party, to his wedding rehearsal dinner, possibly also to his wedding...

Parvati Shallow

I guess? Those shorts didn't survive the act of sitting.

Lana Parilla

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 14: Lana Parrilla attends "The Rainmaker" Premiere Screening and Q&A during the TV Academy's Inaugural Televerse Festival at JW Marriott LA Live on August 14, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

She's promoting her show The Rainmaker, which is coming soon to USA Network. She looks really nice, but I think I'd have tied in the purse with red shoes. And shortened the dress a hair. (I say this, with a pile of four things that need alterations and I keep persistently not making time to get them done.)

Madison Iseman

She's cute in the new Jumanji movies -- with limited work to do, too, given that those movies aren't about the real-world humans. Still memorable and good. I like the outfit; not sure the shoes go, but I can see where this was a tricky one to figure out.

Gary Oldman

Leave Gary be; he has to teach The History of Beat Poetry this semester and it's going to be tough.

Will Forte and Phil Rosenthal

These two are not related, but they could be. My heart, it is warm.