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# Rebecca Hall Is Belting It Out
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rebecca-hall-is-belting-it-out-01-2026/
- Published: 2026-01-19T19:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-19T05:42:35.000Z
- Description: Har har.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

Somewhere out there, 19 little girls styling their First Communion dresses are in TEARS because they cannot find the perfect skinny white belt to cinch their dresses. I am speechless. What if, in a fit of pique about their lack of accessories, the host refuses *them*?!? THEN WHAT.

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