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At least these are sweatpants, and not jeans? But the tight calf/loose thigh look never stops seeming both ridiculous and optimistic. Son, I don't care what's in your arsenal. You don't need that much space to keep it.

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And Justin continued to remind me here why I will not look to him for what's new in pants. The cuffs on those jeans are bananas. They look like sandwich wraps that are falling apart.

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And here, we have elastic-cuffed sweatpants that also zip? QUESTION MARK INTENTIONAL.

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Here he just kind of looks like he has a Kanye Pinterest board that he opened for inspiration.

Recent Fugs: A Weekend of Justin Bieber

I just know you were all wondering if Bieber was still working all that extremely hopeful square footage in the crotch. The answer is yes. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]