Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell

Simon may not approve, but for my money, this is by far the best look she's sported on the X Factor Audition Circuit to date.

Cheryl Cole

And this is a giant pile of, "What? No." She looks like a waitress at a theme diner obsessed with San Marzano tomatoes.

Cheryl Cole

But at least she's supporting the UK Grommet Industry. Points for that.

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini (Formerly Cole)

The fact that X Factor is currently auditioning its new crop, AND that X Factor likes to treat its judges arriving for work like a red carpet event means that it's the time of the year where we talk about Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]