Cheryl Cole

I actually like this outfit a lot, but it feels a bit like she punted on the shoes. (In fairness, it might be a little tough to figure out the footwear for this; what would you do?)

Cheryl Cole

I like this in THEORY but in practice, I feel like it looks sort of crazy. Much like the time I attempted orange lipstick.

Cheryl Cole

This is like if a nightgown became sentient and tried to take over the world.

'Cheryl Cole

It seems that she LOVES these shoes. I would have gone with a metallic myself, perhaps? This whole outfit is like 50 Shades of Cream And None Of Them Match And It's Intentional But It Almost Looks Like An Accident.

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl might need a Boring Shoe Intervention.

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Cheryl Cole

I read an article this morning -- okay, fine, it was in the Daily Mail (I Know) -- that Cheryl Formerly-Cole is now OFFICIALLY just going by "Cheryl." I don't know if Cheryl has enough Cher in her to be recognizable as Just Cheryl, but maybe she's famous enough the in UK to pull that off. There are few people who can get away with the mono-moniker. Or even with some of these outfits. [Photos: AKM/GSI}