Recent Fugs and Fabs: Dakota Fanning and Jennifer Connelly

Dakota Fanning in Proenza Schouler

This is a jumpsuit. AND I DON'T HATE IT. Y'ALL, WHAT HAVE I BECOME. But seriously, it seems to fit well, and magically -- unlike so many of its brethren -- isn't doing anything nefarious to her groin. It's a Christmas miracle.

And I hope you enjoyed it because WOE BETIDE THEE WHO MOVES AHEAD TO SLIDE TWO. (It's safe for work; it's just... steeped in woe.)

Dakota Fanning

WHOA. WOE.

Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton

This all seems 100 percent on-brand and predictable. And as usual, she somehow looks both slightly silly and totally fine all at once.

Ewan and Jennifer

I didn't realize Ewan DIRECTED this movie. Apparently, it's his debut. Good on you, Ewan. You're a dashing soul.

Dakota Fanning

This is so cute, until THE SHOES. THE PUTTY SHOES OF HELLFIRE AND CRAPULATION.