Cue yet another beautiful, glorious round of my favorite song, "Damn, If Only This Were Lined." Because I LOVE IT from the thighs up. (I also, btw, vaguely suspect she MIGHT be knocked up. Not because she looks large -- she does not -- but because she looks different. TIME WILL TELL if we nosy Gladys Kravitzes are correct.)
I totally totally get why this is theoretically appealing. Even partially sheer, Elie Saab is basically a dream.
That beading detailing is amazing; so is her ring.
And fiance is pretty cute, too.
I kind of like how basic this is. It's not very blinged out -- it's kind of Mary-Kate-inspired (black, caftanic) -- but her face is selling it.
Sadly, NO ONE could sell this.