Recent Fugs and Fabs: Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

When I first saw this photo, I had a moment where I thought she was wearing a mullet-shirt and now I'm kinda disappointed.

Heidi Klum

You guys. Heidi is REALLY TAN right now. We might need to have an intervention. SOMEONE needs to come over to her house and blow a whistle when it's time for her to lay off the St Tropez. I nominate Tim Gunn.

Heidi Klum

I fear, sometimes, that Heidi gets wine-drunk and goes crazy in Mood, all, "If THOSE yahoos can put a dress together, then SO CAN I."

"Together," being, of course, a very fluid term.

Heidi Klum

Something about this feels very much as if she's thinking about seeing if she can return to Bravo, but on a Real Housewives iteration.

Heidi Klum

Let's end this on a high, and deliciously float-y note.