Kim Kardashian
This woman is obsessed with dusters. It's actually interesting, on some levels. She's a woman who is no stranger to near-nudity, who posed naked on Paper and full-frontal inside it, and wears tight stuff pretty often -- but then, just as often, she wears something that she can shroud in a floor-length something-or-other, be it a great coat or something pointless like this see-through shirt. I guess I don't know what that SAYS about her... right this second it seems to say, "I do not experience heat."
Kim Kardashian
Seriously, if you saw this picture without context ten years from now, you'd assume it was winter, right? (And also you'd probably be torturing yourself with your Mind Interwebs.) Here, of course, it's understandable that she would want to hide a long-underwear onesie. I would hide that. I would hide it so hard that I would not leave my house in it (the flaw in her plan).
Kim Kardashian
This was from late June, in France. And, yes another long coat. That part isn't actually terrible -- other than on this first slide, she has decent taste in outerwear -- but naturally the whole outfit as a whole isn't the best. It's also not the WORST, though, so hooray. I think like with SO MANY THINGS I wish it were a skirt, because the overlong pants are sad.
Kim Kardashian
Kim! You forgot your unseasonal coverings! Unless the tailor who made the emperor his new clothes also provided you with your latest expensive coat.
Kanye and Kim and North
"UM SHOOT SORRY GIRL, I WAS IN A MAD WHIRL, WRITING SONGS TO MAKE YOUR LOINS CURL, 'TIL I REMEMBERED I SAID I'D GO TO THE MOVIES WITH MY SWEET PEARL. BUT NOW MY COAT'S UNFURLED I CAN SEE MY WALLET IS TOTALLY NOT IN IT AND I BET I LEFT IT ON THE CHANGING TABLE HA HA HA I JEST I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE IT'S ACTUALLY IN THE BATHROOM. PUT IT ON KRIS'S CREDIT CARD AND ALSO MAYBE BUY THE THEATER JUST AS A JOKE TO HER."
Kim and Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
Do we think Kourtney turned one of her old infant slings into that top? Do we also think Kourtney wore that blistering skirt so that we'd talk about something other than Scott Disick? I read somewhere that she supposedly wants one more kid and so they'll get back together for long enough to impregnate her and then she'll dump him for good. We'll find out, I guess. I don't put anything past these fools.
Kim Kardashian
This was ALSO in France in late June. The same day as the full-coverage black and gold one. What changed about the climate, Kim? Especially because, if I remember correctly, this event was much later in the day than the other. I wonder what would happen if she tried to count the number of outfits in her closet that adhere to this basic rule of 90 percent sheer. And then I wonder, can she count that high?