Jamie Bell, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller

NONE of these people are coming to the same event. Miles Teller is going to play poker, Kate Mara is going to an upscale baby shower, and Michael and Jamie are both going to a drinks meeting with someone they want to impress.

Jamie Bell, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller

I feel like Miles Teller and Michael B Jordan were all, "NO ONE TOLD US TO CHANGE." You KNOW MBJ had an awesome extra outfit; he always looks great. I actually really like this crazy outfit on Kate. I especially like those shoes.

Michael B Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell

That jacket on Jordan is a BOLD MOVE (which I think he's pulling off, but barely). She, too, should look WAY worse in that dress than she does.

Kate Mara

And this is INSANE, but actually in a cool way. Even Dior's clock is right twice a day.

Kate Mara

Do we all need a little white jacket? Just let me know.

Kate Mara

Eh, you can't ALWAYS hit a home run.

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Kate Mara (with Michael B Jordon, Jamie Bell, and Miles Teller)

After nine years covering Fashion Week, I've had brief interactions with a variety of people, which makes it easy for me to make snap judgements about them that I then pass on to you. Like, every time we've ever spoken to Rose McGowan, she has been AWESOME and is a total hoot (and is completely smart, so any time y'all worry about her because she's wearing something wacky on her head, I feel confident in saying that I think she's just a delicious eccentric). Alexa Joel is ALSO a delight. Anna Chlumsky is THE BEST. And Kate Mara was ALSO lovely and smart and likeable, so I am happy that she's getting to stand around in a variety of outfits next to the likes of Michael B Jordon and Miles Teller. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]