Kristen Stewart in Chanel

I like this little Chanel dress on her -- FINALLY, Karl does something that doesn't confuse me. I know it's pointless to gripe about someone's tattoos, because it's too late. But that one on her arm is making me crazy. Every time I see it, I think for a second that she's got a giant clothing tag branded on the inside of her elbow, like she sold her crook to REI, or something.

Kristen Stewart

I also still hate her shoes, which are the two-tone version of the ones she wore the other day. I really can't with them, especially because they're kitten heels. Just... I can't explain the strength of my aversion. Just know that it's potent.

Kristen Stewart

And she wore them earlier in the day with this, the angle of which showcases why I don't like the cut of the front of the shoe. The outfit itself feels like there was a mix-up and she was sent something that was intended for Nancy Pelosi or something.

Kristen Stewart in Mugler

And then this. Girl, we were so close. I want to love this. If it were two sizes larger, and less intent on contouring her belly button, I really MIGHT love it. And the SHOES. And the lipstick and hair. All yes. For the LOVE of GOD, why could this not have been taken to the stretching room. Just send it to Chez Wonka and tell him to put it in whatever machine returned Mike Teevee to his normal size.

Kristen Stewart

I really do love this hair length on her, though. It's extremely cute, and enviably tousled. Oh, to have a Glam Squad.

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Kristen Stewart

I had wondered if she was doing all this press as an Oscar push for Clouds of Sils Maria, but I can't figure out why it wasn't eligible LAST year. Maybe it wasn't fully released until early 2015? Regardless, I would love it if she snuck in and nabbed an Oscar nod. I thought she should've gotten one for Still Alice, and apparently she's even better in this. Besides, she makes interesting choices; it'd be fun to see that rewarded. [Photos: Getty]