Lana del Rey

This is a very, very pretty caftan for dancing around a maypole. It looks too big for her, I think. The fabric is lovely, but even right down to the tassel belt, I can't escape feeling like she Scarlett O'Hara'd someone's kitchen curtains.

Lana Del Rey in Shareen Vintage LA

That's lovely, though. It reminds me of a grown-up version of what Liesl wore to dance around that gazebo with her wet Nazi blanket of a boyfriend.

Lana del Rey

"Welcome to Mateys. Can I get ye starrrrrted with a beer in a hollowed out peg leg, or some scurvy bites?"

Lana Del Rey

I quite like those shoes. They seem bored by this outfit, though, and so am I. Shoes, I FEEL YOU.

Lana Del Rey

I... like her blouse? I will also say she's making those bananas bow-pants work better than I expected.

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Lana Del Rey

I keep accidentally forgetting about Lana Del Rey. To make up for that, let me show you how insanely stoked Adele was to see her. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]