At Valentino

This honestly looks like a dress that Judith Krantz described in Scruples, but it's also kind of great.

At Elie Saab

I mean, her FACE looks amazing. Her entire head is fantastic. The rest of her kind of looks like Thursday night at Maloney's in Westwood, circa 1996, a look with which I assure you I am VERY FAMILIAR INDEED as I drank at that bar so much from 1996-1997 that the bouncers didn't even ever make me wait in line. #SoProud

Walking Around

I just have doubts about these jeans, I think. Like, on a molecular level. SHE looks great in them, like, AS A HUMAN, because she is in tremendous shape and is a model. I just find them....deflating emotionally.

At Chanel

Milla. This is a bathrobe. For real.

At the Vogue Foundation Gala

That said...big finish! You two clean up good. (Also, Paul W. S. Anderson, her husband, is 51. Dude, what are YOUR skincare secrets?)

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Milla Jovovich

Facially, she is as gorgeous as ever -- and I wish I could pull off that haircut. But I looked at a few of these looks and thought, "what year is it, again?" [Photos: Fame/Flynet]