Cheryl Cole

The whole is greater than the sum of its parts, here.

Mel B

I feel like Doubtful Guy back there is thinking, "it's weird to have two leather or leather-esque pieces that don't match, Mel. Either of these pieces would look better with something else. SPICE 4EVA!"

Cheryl Cole

Just because you're at Wembley Stadium, you don't HAVE to wear track pants.

Mel B

Mel. I refuse to believe you don't have a better shoe game than this. REFUSE. You spent much of the mid-nineties in an animal print catsuit. You OWN sassy shoes.

Cheryl Cole

This literally looks deflated to me. As if it were once puffed up with air and has since slowly leaked.

Cheryl Cole

This is kind of good though, in a casual way. FINE, CHERYL.

Recent Fugs and Fabs of Cheryl Cole and Mel B: The X-Factor Auditions

I hope that sometimes these two arm wrestle for who gets first crack at whatever their stylist has carted over for them to eyeball. [Photos: AKM/GSI]