LeAnn Rimes

You know, if it was even just a plain old jumpsuit, it might be okay. If it were a maxi dress, I might even like it. But as usual, the designer clearly only had a budget for 20 percent as much lining as was warranted.

LeAnn Rimes

None of this is finished. Right? This has to be student work that somebody started the day before the deadline and crunched on after ten Red Bulls. It's a dropcloth and a doily with some vague sewing.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

If you're going to alert the paparazzi to your itinerary so they can meet you at the top of the airport escalator, plan to wear pants that aren't dissolving themselves with their own threadbare tears.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

All right, but I love that jacket. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, as they say.

Recent Fugs and Fabs of LeAnn Rimes

I said to Jessica, "If we have to run an omnibus of Miranda Kerr AND of LeAnn Rimes on the same DAY, then it's officially Lean Times." And here we are. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, Getty]