Nicola Peltz

Ah, yes, the time-tested "This Outfit Might Be the Result of a Bear Attack" look.

Nicola Peltz

But filed under Crazy Surprised, this is Stella McCartney. I KNOW. I could not believe it either. It's gorgeous.

Nicola Peltz

You should know that this has a GIANT bow at the back, which one can really only pull off at nineteen. (Which is conveniently how old she happens to be.) I can also see it working on Vanna White.

Nicola Peltz

This, however, seems Too Old and Fussy and Complicated for her -- like, Skirt Number One would be cute, and Skirt Number Two could have worked, but the two of them together is just Too Much Skirt. One Skirt ought to have called in sick.

Nicola Peltz

This is one of those dresses that makes me feel like there's the tiniest chance it could be on backward. Or maybe ought to be.

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Nicola Peltz is apparently the female lead in Transformers: They Made ANOTHER Transformers Movie? If You Say So, and her Wikipedia is kind of mean, as the FIRST LINE about her career notes that she was nominated for a Razzie. It also notes that her father is a billionaire, but does NOT note that he has ten kids (with three women) and I decided that one of the other ones wrote said Wiki whilst they were in a fight with her about something or other. "Nicola's always taking the jet when she knows I need it," they muttered. "I'm sticking that tidbit about her Razzie back into her Wikipedia. THAT will teach her." [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]