Salma Hayek
This is actually kicky and fun and kind of works on her. It helps that everyone looks hotter in sunglasses.
Salma Hayek
But this is REALLY BAD on her and you guys, it's even worse when she's walking. She looks like a deranged Pink Lady, and, like...IT'S SALMA HAYEK. She is a gorgeous person. At least her FACE always looks good. It's possible when you are in the same room as Salma Hayek, you don't even look at the rest of her anyway.
Salma Hayek
I might have lost the necklace? I say this as a Woman Who Loves a Neck Ruffle: You probs don't need both?
Salma Hayek
I showed you this over the weekend and I am showing it to you again. This was at Gucci. GUCCI CAN DO BETTER BY YOU, SALMA. I DO NOT CARE IF THIS IS THE NEW LINE. COME. ON.
Salma Hayek
But I kind of love this, and it's not just the turban talking.
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault attend the Saint Laurent Menswear fashion show Autumn Winter 2015 in Paris
At least now we know what they would look like in an 80s nighttime soap. A soap that, frankly, I would totally watch. Salma would eventually wrest control of the Luxury Brand Empire from her husband while he was in an illustrative and temporary coma that she put him in using a poison that cannot be traced, which she purchased from the local witch, a woman who both Knows Too Much and Has Secrets (and is actually Salma's long-lost twin, obviously). It'll be SOOOO juicy.