Zoe Saldana
This looks like an extremely intricate stained-glass window at a cathedral that is feeling religiously noncommittal. If you lopped off the sleeve, I might embrace its weirdness. WITH the sleeve, it's kind of like the little teapot's handle, and her other arm is jammed in the spout.
Zoe Saldana in Tanya Taylor
It's tough to know how this was because she's in motion, but I think this is one where I like the colors and the idea, but don't know why the skirt is like a sideways mullet. Party on the left, business on the right. Also, the shoes are shouting at me and I don't care for it.
Zoe Saldana in Dolce & Gabbana
This is good, though. It's chocolate mint -- it reminds me of when my family would pass around a box of those slim After Eight squares after dinner. I feel like I just snacked on one and now I'm ready to go watch that Golden Girls episode we taped on VHS. OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, it was a really good show.