Dita Von Teese

RIGHT? She could be Cora's saucy inappropriate sister from America, come to toss people in the well and teach Edith how to unlock her sensual potential via dance.

Dita Von Teese

This is how I like to THINK I look at the airport. (In reality, I have half a Cinnabon stuck to the rear of my jeans and the cowlick at the back of my head has gone utterly rogue.)

Dita Von Teese

I kind of dig this on her. I feel like her makeup is starting to feel kind of...intense. But this slouchier glam is good on her, right? RIGHT?

Recent Fugs and Fehs and Fines: Dita Von Teese

With the shorter hair (I think it's a faux bob), suddenly she looks like Elizabeth McGovern's sister. Shall we welcome her to Downton this season? [Photos: Fame/Flynet]