Chloe Grace Moretz in Miu Miu

This is epically terrible. I am not sure this would have looked good on ANYONE; this shape seems built to fail on the human form. And the fabric looks so stale, and trimmed in cheap holiday decorations. No no no.

Chloe Grace Moretz

"Psst. I'll give you Posh's digits for a crisp Benjamin."

CGM

This bodysuit/shirt thing also makes her proportions look weird, but what's really noteworthy is that she brought back the neck string. Her nape must resent her.

Chloe Grace Moretz

I get where this is going, but the thing is, I don't WANT to go to a throwback square dance today.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Not for the faint of heart. Or of eye-makeup remover.

Recent Fugs and Fines: Chloe Grace Moretz

Don't mind us -- we're just catching up on the things that happened while we were in our Emmys hole. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]