Emma Stone

I suppose the design of the dress isn't inherently bland -- it's like lace bandages -- but the fact that her facial expression is a bit sleepy means the outfit wants even more for a hit of color. In fact, this is one of those rare outfits that I want to Unfug but can't actually figure out what I would DO to it. I get that bright accessories might read tacky in this particular context, but the mop-bucket pumps are such a DOWNER. At least her hair is red. Blonde Stone would've been washed right out.

Emma Stone in Ulyana Sergeenko

I thought my issue with this might be the length, but actually, the bottom is plenty interesting. It's the way it fits from the thighs up that I don't like, and of course, those white pumps are punching me in the nose. So clunky. This whole thing screams, "I'm tired, so let's just hope the dress is doing enough work."

Emma Stone in Brook Collection

And this is aggressively FINE, but where is there anything INTERESTING? You are Emma Stone! You have a good stylist who frequently unearths unusual stuff for you! REDISCOVER YOUR INTERESTING. Even photocells need love. P.S., Bradley, you're not helping.

Recent Fugs and Fines of Emma Stone

She seems to be back with Andrew Garfield -- whose man bun may be a remnant of that Scorsese movie about silent monks in Japan, but we should discuss it nonetheless -- so everybody exhale for a second. Okay. I mean, maybe he was just being really irritating and Method when he was prepping for that, or maybe she got sick of making out with the facial hair. We don't know. But it's back on, for now, and so we can turn our attention to the clothes without worrying that their relative unimpressiveness means she's gone Breakup Bland on us. Then again, that means it could be just Regular Bland, so... [Photos: Getty]