Lea Michele in Valentino

This sucker has TOTALLY WONKY at the top. Don't do netting if you can't make it lie properly. Which I guess basically amounts to, "Please don't do things if you are not good at them," which isn't very nice, because I'm terrible at cryptic crosswords and yet I do them anyway. So TAKE THAT, ME.

Lea Michele

The midriff isn't going away. So, given that, I might as well accept its better appearances, and this is one of them. Also, she rotates the jacket and shoes into other outfits -- that is some efficient packing.

Lea Michele

See? I might like the jacket, actually.

Lea Michele

This looks kind of terrible on her, no? But, there are those shoes again, and I bet she wore the jacket over it at some point, too, because it's shot through with orange. I wish I had that kind of organization ability.

Lea Michele

This is very jaunty. (That's a compliment.)

Lea Michele

AND THEN we have a romper, I believe, which can take itself STRAIGHT up to bed without supper.

Lea Michele

See? Man, she loves those shoes. I don't. I'm not sure I think the shrunken floral blazer works, either, so there goes our beautiful friendship.

Lea Michele's book

And, here is the book cover. I'm not sure pantsless ambition is that appealing.

Recent Fugs and Fines of Lea Michele

She has a book out called Brunette Ambition. Aside from it being VERY ambitions INDEED to play on Madonna's "Blonde Ambition" stuff, I am always highly questionable of people writing memoirs this young. For one, you lack perspective, and for another, I'm not sure what there IS to it besides, "Extremely Talented Singer Has Much Success," other than of course the Cory Monteith stuff. And I would sure hate to think anyone is trading on that. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN, Splash]