
I can't wait for The Gap to try to sell me these pants as part of its attempted renaissance. Because I will walk into Gap stores and just start laughing maniacally. I don't NEED wide-legged jeans with their own built-in chastity cummerbund.

Never has so much makeup been seen next to so much Laundry Day.

Is she wearing black nylons with this? Because her top half is very lightly drizzled with fabric, so I can't figure out why the fringed skirt demanded extra leg protection under there. Maybe she just had a bronzer mishap and is like, "ALERT. ALERT. WE ARE AT DEFCON TIGHTS."

I think the attitude and general idea here is a bit better than the execution. She's also wearing SO MUCH contouring makeup that she looks more like a Kardashian than her own self.

If you ever wondered whether Donatella sniffs glue...

The other thing about this dress is that the letters that spell "VERSACE" are scattered around randomly, which makes it look like Donatella forgot how it's spelled. AND Rita apparently removed the C, which on the runway was hovering somewhere over the S, so now this says VERSAE instead of VERSACE anyway. What is wrong with you people? Spelling: LET'S DO THIS THING.
