Julianne Hough in Monique Lhuillier

This heinous sack is basically taking a lemon and turning it into eye-melting Visine.

Julianne Hough

Those pants are all wrong. I also kept catching sight of the part at her stomach that's actually opaque, and thought we were staring at her boy shorts or something. It's... basically, nobody wastes a great head and cute disposition quite like she does.

Julianne Hough at New York Stock Exchange

THAT dress is really cute, though. I will GRUDGINGLY allow that the shoes do not ruin it for me, though I wish they coordinated to another color on the dress. But it's the best outfit she's worn in a long time. Still -- sorry, Meat Loaf, but in this case two out of three IS bad.

Recent Fugs and Lone Fab: Julianne Hough

It's the circle of life: Her Fug Madness campaign may die, but another one is born. [Photos: Getty]