
If Zooey Deschanel were asked to design lingerie, this is what I imagine she would do. This is PURE hipster vintage adorkability... but only on your wedding night. Otherwise it's just absurd tragedy. It's a wearable bummer. AND IT'S DIOR.
Your opinion of it will likely only worsen...

... when you notice that the straps on the bra part are present under this dress. Which makes me think the undergarment and the dotted overgarment are SEPARATE, which means DIOR SELLS A ONE-PLY TULLE GOWN AND AUDREY HEPBURN WOULD FREAKING HATE THAT. This quilted leather thing isn't great, but man, at least it's... complete.

The groin on those pants... seriously, they look like hospital-issue comfort trousers for women who just gave birth and want to wear something that covers their legs but which they don't care if they ruin.

The pants being MORE see-through on her inner thighs is creepy. Like she somehow wet herself, but with glitter.
