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# Recent Fugs: Chloe Grace Moretz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/recent-fugs-chloe-grace-moretz-05-2016/
- Published: 2016-05-10T21:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:43:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

This is a special alert for the Stretch Velvet Intervention Squad.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_gg_moretz_chloegrace_050916_52048983.jpg "Chloe Grace Moretz Leaving The Bowery Hotel")

We have a man down. Repeat: We have a man down. Subject was seen leaving a hotel in some kind of skintight quasi-tunic, which may have been a rejected prototype for a Disney Store turtleneck. Be on alert for acts of regret, ceaseless itching, and possibly an anguished yawp. No need to apprehend the subject, but try to maintain a safe distance and avoid contagion. Containment of the scourge is urgent. Resistance is necessary.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_TERO_Moretz_ChloeGrace_050916_52048951.jpg "Chloe Grace Moretz Steps Out In NYC")

Well, look, those pants don't fit as well as they could, but her shoes are gorgeous, and I don't even mind the blazer. Yes, it looks like Gucci for Target, but she's young. She can pull that off without looking like a high-end Pepper from an Upper East Side *Annie*. It's MUCH better than Attack of the Velvet.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]