
This should not look good. The pants come up so high they're practically strapless overalls, and the shirt is like a muppet pelt. But she's making this happen. It has a peculiar, particular zest.

This at least seems comfortable, and thoughtfully accessorized.

Those first two were lulling you into a false sense of security. I apologize. I should have slapped a warning label on this that said CAUTION: KARDISHIAN, which is like when you're Kardashian-ish.

Oh dear God no. These two pieces are having a very petty squabble in the vicinity of her waist, and... that shirt really must go -- it looks like some kind of cat flap, but for boobs -- but I don't want the pants to count that as a victory, because they're not off the hook either.

That is a very Nighttime Soap jumpsuit. All she's missing is a headband. I LOVE John's coat, though.

I thought we should finish on a high note.
