
The top of this reminds me of so many hideous Paris Hilton dresses of yore. Even the Kruger Cool cannot make that look like anything but napkin art.

Wherever he is, Charlie Brown just started drooling uncontrollably. (Then he randomly fell over, because he can't have nice things.)

The stripes and the shoes are totally there to distract from her disintegrating pants, right? Let's assume.

She posted this outfit on her Instagram (she's @dianekruger and she is very fond of posting quotes). Rita Ora is going to wear something on the site later that reminds me of this but is less attractive; Krug is REALLY making this work. I almost wish -- and you will rarely hear this from me -- that the cutout was a bit LARGER so that it didn't end up being so focused on her rib cage. I'd almost close it up or lower it a wee. Am I crazy?
