> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Recent Fugs, Fabs and WTFs of Jessie J - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/recent-fugs-fabs-and-wtfs-of-jessie-j/ - Published: 2013-11-26T16:00:54.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-17T01:35:29.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Attend The Royal Variety Performance ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451939727_10.xml) You know he has to be all, "don't look at her nipples. DON'T LOOK IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF NIPPLES AT ALL." ## The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Attend The Royal Variety Performance ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451939671_10.xml) Because this is truly quite distracting. It is WINTERY in the sense that it's like she's wearing a snowflake as a blouse and for that I rather appreciate it -- I love adherence to theme! -- but it seems a bold choice when meeting Old Proper Luminaries. ## The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Attend The Royal Variety Performance ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451939975_10.xml) I actually don't even mind the idea of Giant White Formal Slacks -- sure, they are a weeeee bit long -- and, in fact, there is something in me that weirdly sort of embraces this outfit in a way that makes me wonder if maybe my house has a secret gas leak that's melting my brain. Because the non-melted part would like to remind everyone that she is sporting underboob in a shirt that looks inspired by shaving cream. ## The Prince Of Wales And Duchess Of Cornwall Attend The Royal Variety Performance ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451939621_10.xml) Camilla is like, "MOVING RIGHT ALONG." ## Best-Selling British Solo Artist Jessie J Switches On The Oxford Street Christmas Lights ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187792032_10.xml) This is switching on the Oxford Street Christmas lights and it is like a bodysuit and an optical illusion had a baby. I do enjoy her short hair, though. It gives everything she does a kind of *Chicago*\-esque flair for me, like she's POSSIBLY going to to snap and murder someone, but he will have had it coming and also she'll look SWELL doing it. ## Best-Selling British Solo Artist Jessie J Switches On The Oxford Street Christmas Lights ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/187760159_10.xml) This was pre-Christmas Light Performance/Turning On and I guess Jessie J is just REALLY into looking topless right now. ## Jessie J looking "Red Hot" in Manchester, UK ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spl616784_001.xml) This, on the other hand, was snapped a month or so ago, but I could not resist the palate cleanser of a lovely red coat. [Recent Fugs, Fabs and WTFs of Jessie JYes, you should TOTALLY wear a shirt where your nipples are concealed solely by high-fashion whipped cream to meet Prince Charles and Camilla. That being said, before you, dear reader, delve into the recent assorted craziness of Jessie J, I DO have to draw your attention to the time Charles met the Spice Girls. That link goes to a YouTube video of said meeting, and it is....something that must be experienced. Posh is terrifically smile-y and keeps mugging for the camera, Scary asks herself to dinner at the Palace and is wearing a sherbet-colored suit with a bra top, Baby asks where William is not once but twice, and Ginger is dressed like a deranged figure skater mashed up with a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and she is OUT OF CONTROL. She even gooses the Royal bum! Sporty just spends the whole time looking that she wants to tell everyone to get a grip. It's amazing. So we can at least be grateful that Jessie J didn't goose anyone. Camilla would NOT HAVE HAD IT. \[Photos: Getty, Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/451939727_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/recent-fugs-fabs-and-wtfs-of-jessie-j-11-2013/)