Kendall Jenner
Pop quiz: Is she on her way to the set for an all-Kardashian staging of the love scenes of Hart of Dixie, or is she at the airport for a flight? ONE GUESS.
Kendall Jenner
No. I do not accept these as pants. They are simply relaxed-fit tights.
Kendall Jenner
How FAR do you have to go to avoid covering your Prime Meridian? Look at ALL THAT FABRIC hanging to her sides, and NONE of it migrates over to the correct longitude. Put down the Eau d'Tragique and remember that you are a successful working model, please, Kendall.
Kendall Jenner and GIgi Hadid
While we're here, and Kendall is fruitlessly trying to clutch-block her crotch, let's see what model-of-the-moment Gigi Hadid is wearing. The answer is... barely any more that Kendall, and lipstick that looks like a licorice accident. Taylor Swift will NOT STAND FOR THIS, Gigi.
Kendall Jenner
Turtleneck Sideboob Apron. This outfit is brought to you by word vomit.
Kendall Jenner
However, she is totally selling this '70s denim number. Kendall, Kendall, Kendall. Just stop trying to put the "pant" in "pantyhose" and you'll be all right.