Kim Kardashian
What are you EVEN DOING. The thing is, if she were wearing a real shirt, this might have... well, it would've been A Look, and the type of thing Rihanna would do and make it look easy. But that is not a real shirt. That is a bib with sleeves.
Kim Kardashian
See? BIB WITH SLEEVES. And I swear, by the bra imprint, it's as if she only JUST took off that sucker. SHE IS AT THE MOVIES. I can't. Honey, just because your child is wearing bibs doesn't make it necessary for the rest of us.
Parenthetically, we need to discuss the Us Weekly story where everyone gave bites about "North loves this" and "Nori has the best style" and "North is really into..." SHE IS FOURTEEN MONTHS OLD OR WHATEVER. SHE DOESN'T CARE YET. SHE IS NOT PICKING HER OWN CLOTHES.
Kim Kardashian
I'm fairly sure we've seen the super-tight nude bodysuit before, but never with her elastic-waist satin pants. What a treat. By which I mean, a TRICK. ON HER.
Kim Kardashian
She looks almost squat in this, which is bizarre.
Kim Kardashian
Hideously unflattering to her figure. And also just boring. It's like cocktail pajamas for the Wicked Witch of the West.
Kim Kardashian
The skirt is predictably awful -- she will never learn -- but the skirt material was also a tactical error. It doesn't take kindly to movement. Or sitting. Or probably much of anything.
Kim Kardashian
I would suggest that this is a self-aware "I've Made A Huge Mistake" face, but honestly, I don't think she is a) self-aware, or b) able to make very many other faces than this one, as she appears to wear this expression 90 percent of the time.