Nicole Kidman in Prada
First of all, I think Prada is trying to end us all. This is just flat out bad, as far as I'm concerned. The color is a big pile of nothing on her, and the cut is bizarre. And not for nothing, the cleavage is distracting. Are those...new? I actually don't know that I think they are, as much as she's just not a person who brings them out very often and she's got some chicken cutlets in there, but...I just spent more time than perhaps I needed thinking about this first time on a Monday.
Nicole Kidman in Prada, jewelry detail
Here's the detailing on the neck and shoulders. I kind of feel like the design here is just WEIRD. The jeweled shoulders are not bad, and I don't mind the detailing on a proper necklace, but the whole thing seems sort of half-assed, and like when it was done, everyone over at Prada was like, "well.....I guess....this is what we just did."
Nicole Kidman in Prada
But her earrings are great and at least her spirit seems undimmed.
Nicole Kidman
This feels very, "I watched a screener of Maleficent on the plane."
Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana
On the other hand, the detailing on this is SO FAB.
Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana
And that detailing on the hem is glam in a way that I appreciate.
Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana
Overall, this is much improved and very good bounce from an opening flop, yes? PS: Originally, there were granny panties involved in this look. Thank you for prevailing over that, Nicole.
Nicole Kidman at the 'Grace Of Monaco' Premiere in Armani
I am in love with it until we get to her feet, and then I'm in love with it but I don't like its behavior very much. Like when your otherwise wonderful boyfriend accidentally drives your car into a tree.