This is the same hideous Tommy Hilfiger line that Shailene Woodley wore on the cover of "Marie Claire." I hate it just as much. Pants that look like a low-rise folded wet suit are a bad idea.
This is actually all right. It's electric, anyway.
I have no earthly idea what in vodka's name that is. It looks like she's wearing a holster strapped to her heart. That entire ensemble is SO Hot Topic Goes To Coachella.
Whereas this is... a walking cartoon strip, or something?
Shower Shoes Are For The Shower (And Other Tales Of Athletic Woe)