Kourtney Kardashian
Add an inch of that shirt and some bleach, and she is SO Donna Martin here.
Kim Kardashian
Linen: the worst enemy of a person who sits.
Kim Kardashian
YOUR CROTCH IS NOT A HIGH-TOP SNEAKER.
Kim Kardashian
I tried not to bring North into this, but Kim willingly did, and besides: North is winning this photo.
Kim Kardashian
Psst. When Demi More wore formal bike shorts, the world laughed. LAUGHED, Kimberly. Laughed.
Khloe Kardashian
What IS it with this family and its obsession with finishing outfits with dusters? It'S HOT, y'all.
Khloe Kardashian
A size too small, right?
Kendall Jenner
A size too hideous.
Kim Kardashian
I assume those are Balmain. Casual ERRANDNG beaded Balmain pants -- you know, the ones you're cool with getting spilled on at restaurants and stuff.
Khloe Kardashian
She wore this to her grandmother's birthday party. I guess... you never know when your grandmother will invite any hot eligible single friends?
Khloe Kardashian
But more importantly, Kourtney wore THAT to her grandmother's birthday party. It's THE MOST PERFUNCTORY DUSTER OF ALL. It's almost more of a shirt-robe. A shrobe.
Kim Kardashian
This was for Kylie's birthday bash, the theme of which was, I assume, "I'm Von Trapped by my Family."
Kendall Jenner
I... is that an attempt at a skirt, or is it just a shirt tied around her waist that is TRYING to be a skirt? Kendall is playing the I'm A Model card here very heartily, methinks.
Kylie Jenner
There were no other photos of her in our sub but from this angle -- this, the WORST ANGLE for any human person. However, I can see enough to know that her taste in catsuits remains joyless.
Scott Disick
It's a bad sign when THIS GUY is your breath of fresh air.