Lindsay Lohan
In all honesty, this picture made me laugh. I still love you, Lindsay. She says London has been good for her, because she's barely on the news there (unlike in Los Angeles, she claims, although frankly she's only on the news here when she does stuff like drive into a tree) and she has more to do than just go out and party. To which I say: GOOD FOR YOU, seriously. I hope Lilo is secretly making the rounds of the British Museum and the V&A and taking the Christmas tour of Buckingham Palace and getting lost in the hedge maze at Hampton Court and taking the train to Oxford and hitting on students. (What? A girl cannot live on art alone. I want Lindsay to find love with an inappropriately young and very rich brainiac Brit. IMAGINE HIS MOTHER'S REACTION. Wait, let me write this down for our next book.)
Lindsay Lohan
London is apparently also giving Lindsay ample opportunity to indulge her inner Liz Taylor and really sport the most pimped out furs she can find.
Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan
Don't encourage her, Ali. And both of you, go chat up that dude in the background. He's clearly interested.