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# Red Alert: We Have a Rihanna Sighting
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/red-alert-we-have-a-rihanna-sighting-03-2021/
- Published: 2021-03-22T19:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2021-03-21T23:07:46.000Z
- Description: Though it's more of a pastel alert.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

It has been ever so long. So, yes, this is some kind of wraparound bra, and the whole thing might be made of terrycloth. But the coat is cute, the colors are springy, she looks like the Easter Bunny's business advisor, and most importantly, Rihanna is BACK ON OUR WEBSITE. Parenthetically, as the world wakes up again, get ready for a lot of posts from us that are like, "Hey, so WHAT if their shoes are made of traffic cones, and their shirt is just a giant piece of posterboard with SHIRT written on it. WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOU." We two crones are going to need a second for our hearts to develop another frost layer.

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