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Diane Kruger

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10033668f) Diane Kruger 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' TV show, New York, USA - 13 Dec 2018 Diane Kruger visits The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in New York

I am not sure how big a blazer has to be when you aren't confident in one or even TWO belts being able to cinch it. Also, mad props to anyone who can be so recently post-partum and wear short plastic bike shorts without wanting to die.

Natalie Portman

, New York, NY - 20181213 Natalie Portman looks chic in all black. -PICTURED: Natalie Portman -PHOTO by: DARA KUSHNER/INSTARimages.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

I don't really get wearing belts over coats when thay are not PART of the coat, but having said that: This is a much better iteration of that.

Natalie Portman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/REX/Shutterstock (10033372s) Natalie Portman Celebrities at BuzzFeed NYC, New York, USA - 13 Dec 2018

That's a perfectly nice, slick outfit, but seriously, you have arms. Put them in the sleeves. EVERYTHING will work better that way.

Natalie Portman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (10033638o) Natalie Portman New York Special Screening of 'Vox Lux', USA - 13 Dec 2018

I am really not into these stiff, pleats-that-could-slice-cheese pants that we've been seeing. They just look very elderly, to me. But with the jacket, this all at least is sleeker than...

Felicity Jones

'On the Basis of Sex' Washington D.C. Premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Felicity Jones (Actress) Where: Washington DC, District Of Columbia, United States When: 11 Dec 2018 Credit: WENN.com

... this old thing, which doesn't seem to fit AND isn't interesting. Remember when we thought her stylist was doing better work? Maybe now that this movie is being overlooked, they've all taken their feet off the proverbial gas.

Sarah Jessica Parker

, New York, NY - 20181213 Sara Jessica Parker steps out for the 39th Annual Muse Awards. -PICTURED: Sara Jessica Parker -PHOTO by: ROGER WONG/INSTARimages.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Cute coat (though not THAT practical if it's slit up the sides, eh?), but look at what she's doing. The author of that book must be INSANELY DELIGHTED that SJP is trying so hard to show off the cover. She has her own imprint, so maybe it's one of hers.

SJP

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10031735u) Sarah Jessica Parker New York Women in Film and Television's 39th Annual Muse Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 13 Dec 2018 New York Women in Film & Television (NYWIFT) advocates for equality in the moving image industry and supports women in every stage of their careers. As the preeminent entertainment industry association for women in New York, NYWIFT energizes women by illuminating their achievements, presenting training and professional development programs, awarding scholarships and grants, and providing access to a supportive community of peers.

I could take or leave this, but it seems right in her wheelhouse.

Neve Campbell

, New York, NY - 20181213 ACRIA's 23rd Annual Holiday Dinner Angel Orensanz Foundation -PICTURED: Neve Campbell -PHOTO by: Janet Mayer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Great fabric. I miss Neve Campbell. Anyone for a Neveissance?

Miley Cyrus

, New York, NY - 20181210 Miley Cyrus was spotted at Z100. -PICTURED: Miley Cyrus -PHOTO by: ROGER WONG/INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing

MILEY. You look so... POSH.

January Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrea Collins/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (10030820ac) January Jones Palisades Village store launch party, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Dec 2018 Tamara Mellon: Palisades Village Opening Party

All the photos we have from this party in the Palisades are very blown-out, which is weird. But I like this outfit. She looks like the hot magician they hired.

Storm Reid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrea Collins/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (10030820bh) Storm Reid Palisades Village store launch party, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Dec 2018 Tamara Mellon: Palisades Village Opening Party

And she looks like she just parachuted in for the festivities, after a long day at the law firm.

Abigail Spencer, Ginnifer Goodwin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrea Collins/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (10030820c) Abigail Spencer, Ginnifer Goodwin Palisades Village store launch party, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Dec 2018 Tamara Mellon: Palisades Village Opening Party

I cannot pretend to like Ginnifer's dress, but I can WHOLEHEARTEDLY endorse their lipstick.

Zoe Saldana

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrea Collins/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (10030820cb) Zoe Saldana Palisades Village store launch party, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Dec 2018 Tamara Mellon: Palisades Village Opening Party

This doesn't need a belt AND constrasting hip flaps AND only one sleeve. I think I'd be satisfied with two sleeves or no sleeves, and if the bodice looked SLIGHTLY less cheap. Not that I mind cheap, but when things are assuredly the OPPOSITE of that, they should also look the price.

Regina King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (10033446b) Regina King 'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 13 Dec 2018

She is divine but I do NOT know what's going on here, between the shlumpy pants and the camisole that looks ALL out of sorts. Perhaps we should cling to how great the purse is

Regina King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (10033446c) Regina King 'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 13 Dec 2018

And here I have to take solace in the coat, because... it's a sweater dress over a silky skirt, right, and not all one garment? It's too early in the day to be confused.

Gigi Hadid

, New York, NY - 20181211 Gigi Hadid wears a revealing orange pantsuit as she arrives at her East Village apartment. -PICTURED: Gigi Hadid -PHOTO by: Philip Vaughan/ACE PICTURES/INSTARimages.com -121118_Gigi2_P04 Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing

Speaking of confusion, how super could this have been even with just a plain white tee or tank? Instead she's wearing a shirt in THE LOOSEST POSSIBLE DEFINITION OF "WEARING," and if you will brace yourself for some mad eloquence: IT IS DUMB.

Red Carpet Cleanse: Dec. 14
Regina, Miley, the Krugs, SJP, and more.

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