He honestly looks like he walked out of Fashion Plates. These two halves do not go together AT ALL and somewhere a five-year old is hooting with glee while rubbing a crayon over his image.
Diane Kruger in D&G
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Diane Kruger attends the "La Femme La Plus Riche Du Monde" (The Richest Woman In The World) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
I don't typically like lace, but this is very, very well-sculpted.
Amal Clooney
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Amal Clooney attends the "Bono: Stories Of Surrender" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)
I feel like this is what passes for casual on La Croisette.
Mariska Hargitay
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Mariska Hargitay attends the "Die My Love" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
We hardly ever see Mariska in full glam -- this is MAJOR on her. The black part maybe reads a tiny bit cheap?
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Mariska Hargitay attends the "Bono: Stories Of Surrender" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
I keep thinking I'd rather see her in EITHER of the red dresses behind her.
Lucien Laviscount
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Lucien Laviscount attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
This is a truly confusing number of buttons.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
I LOVE this. She needs redder lips -- just a hint more I think -- but the red and orange combo is rare and delicious.
Wan QianHui
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Wan QianHui attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
This is very intricate. It also kind of looks like she's holding it in place.
Naomi Ackie
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Naomi Ackie attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Simple can be effective!
Yseult
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Yseult attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
YES. She looks regal. She owns that carpet.
Paz Vega
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Paz Vega attends the "Nouvelle Vague" (New Wave) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
That bodice looks like her chest deflated.
Yuanyuan Gao
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Yuanyuan Gao attends the "Sons Of The Neon Night" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
STUNNING. Wow.
Flora Coquerel
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Flora Coquerel attends the "Eddington" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
This looks like someone froze a dress while it was in the crosshairs of a wind cannon.
Elena Lenina
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Elena Lenina attends the "Die My Love" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN.
Cinta Laura Kiehl
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Cinta Laura Kiehl attends the "Eddington" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Tristan Fewings/Getty Images)
This train is glorious. I had big questions about her hair, until I realized that what I was seeing was a tall camera behind her.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: A guest, fashion detail, attends the "La Femme La Plus Riche Du Monde" (The Richest Woman In The World) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
POW indeed. JESSICA, WHEREVER YOU ARE IN ITALY, SKIP THE NEXT SLIDE, ALSO I HOPE YOU ARE NOT EVEN READING THIS WEBSITE AT ALL WHILE YOU ARE GONE!!!!!
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: A guest from "I Love Peru" attends the "Die My Love" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
A.SKARS, IS THAT YOU??? (Real talk: It's reportedly an Andean condor, brought by a director whose documentary about Peru is in the festival. This was not the premiere of that movie, but as a stunt, it worked.)
