BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actor Chris Evans attends the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
Yes, tell me MORE about the coefficient of friction. And then tell it to me all over again, a second time.
The Rock
BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actor Dwayne Johnson attends the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
The Rock ALSO looks different. Jessica and Kevin both immediately said, "He's so... Telly Savalas," and my take was that he looks like his own beloved but slightly shady uncle who hopes no one investigates his dry-cleaning business.
Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons and Dwayne Johnson
BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actor Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons and Dwayne Johnson attend the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
I also think Rocky's outfit is the one I like least of the three. JK plays Santa in the movie, so I'm giving him the velvet coat, and Evans just looks dapper. Whereas The Rock looks... overburdened.
Lucy Liu
BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actress Lucy Liu attends the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
She outshines all of them, however. This is a glorious, beautiful firework of a dress on a glorious, beautiful person.
Kiernan Shipka
BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actress Kiernan Shipka attends the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
I feel like I can see nipple, but that I should not be able to?!? I also wish this were a whole skirt.
Bonnie Hunt
BERLIN, GERMANY - NOVEMBER 03: US actress and comedian Bonnie Hunt attends the "Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten!" world premiere at UCI Luxe Uber Platz on November 3, 2024 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)
I have a soft spot for Bonnie Hunt, possibly because she was so skeptical of Jerry in Jerry Maguire and she was CORRECT. Also, she and Tina Fey should play relatives, right?
