Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 1: "I'm Chic"
So, again, look for the names of each outfit on the slide title. I did not come up with those; they were the titles of each file as they came from Reem Acra, and they are my favorite. I'm not sure "chic" is the word I'd have used. How about, "I'm Doing A Thousand Situps A Day."
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 2: Couture
Okay, this one didn't seem to have a name (I promise, more are coming that do). I might have called it, "I'm Being Garotted."
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 2: Couture, Look 3: "I'm Couture"
Alternate name: "I'm About To Trip On This Bouquet Thing."
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 4: "I'm Taken"
By "taken" she means that the vine has claimed her for its own and we'll have to cut her free.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 5: "I'm Fabulous"
Is she wearing forearm coozies?
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 6: "I'm Extravagant"
Maybe it's extravagantly priced, because it's not even the most extravagant one on this RUNWAY in terms of aesthetics.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 7: "I'm Timeless" (Skirt) and "I'm Special" (shirt)
The skirt does at least feel timeless, so we've got a success there. I think the shirt is the opposite of timely AND special somehow. it feels EXTREMELY trend-based, in fact. But I do like that skirt. Here's a crazy thought. Let's make it a dress.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 8: "I'm a Bride"
YOU DON'T SAY.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 9: "I'm Flawless"
These names set a really high bar sometimes, is all I'm saying.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 10: "I'm Breathtaking"
That is actually pretty dreamy. I'll give them that.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 11: "I'm Engaged"
This feels like Summer Middleton.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 12: "I'm Beautiful"
This is starting to get very braggy. Slow your rolls, dresses. Let us decide for ourselves.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 13: 'I'm Brilliant'
I disagree. Her hands look like they're in tulle monacles.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 14: "I'm Heavenly"
I wonder if that one will randomly turn up on the red carpet. Does that ever happen with bridal?
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 15: "I'm A Sensation"
Welcome to Weddings by Lea Michele.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 16: "I'm In Love"
I am NOT in love. Without the flowers, I don't think there'd be enough there there.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 17: Couture
Taylor Swift elopes on the beach.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 18: "I'm Romantic"
That is fairly romantic. I want more BIG on these runways. Go big bridal or go home.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 19: "I'm Gorgeous"
Hey, it's that timeless skirt, gone full gown. Lovely.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 20: "I'm Awesome"
Not loving what they did to the top on this one. "Awesome" is reaching. Really far.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 21: "I'm Divine"
Seriously, we have GOT to talk about the hyperbole.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 22: "I'm On Cloud Nine"
She's bummed because her daisy-chain jump rope snapped.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 23: "I'm Beyond"
More coozies. GET READY. Partial sleeves for all.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 24: "I'm Stunning"
Blush tulle just looks dirty sometimes.
Reem Acra, Bridal Fashion Week, Look 25 - Couture
Oh dear God. We are not finishing on the highest of notes. That said... even the insane ones are fun to ogle.