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# Reese Witherspoon Gets Trapped In Mugler
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/reese-witherspoon-gets-trapped-in-mugler-12-2016/
- Published: 2016-12-19T22:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2016-12-19T20:25:59.000Z
- Description: Poor lamb.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

For the last time, America, nature's creatures do *not* deserve to be trapped in your uncut plastic six-pack rings.

\[Photo: Getty\]