I will wear this at the resort for when they make me listen to the time-share presentation and I have to pretend I'm taking it seriously.
I will wear this on my sunset boat cruise because when it gets chilly I have this handy wrap.
I will wear this to the dance club (just kidding, that is the one thing I have in common with Brandon Walsh, there will be no dancing).
I will wear this if there is a Dress As Your Favorite Jennifer Lawrence Moment theme night. Wait, that sounds more like forced cruise ship gaiety. Well, Resort and Cruise ARE the same season, I guess.
I will wear this forever.
Clearly I don't really go to resorts because I have run out of imaginary resort-based activities that require fancy clothes. Do I need to book several back-to-back resort vacations so that we can get through my new six-figure Naeem Khan wardrobe?!?
These are JUST SO GOOD. Come on, Jodie Turner-Smith.
I'm feeling the new-look slinky Anne Hathaway here.
How about... Christina Hendricks.
Miley.
What about for our new Ms. Marvel?
SO beautiful.
