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Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181i) Jean Campbell on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

Apparently his stock-in-trade is his textiles, to the point where I think he does mentoring...? Anyway, this certainly feels like an appropriately explosive beginning, and something they could send HM for her to wear over breakfast.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181j) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

This one is entirely made of scarves. it might be Princess Anne's idea of camouflage.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181k) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

I feel like ALL the colors in that top are the Queen's faves.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181l) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"Harry, I've bought you the loveliest jacket for Klosters."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181m) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"And one for Meghan. Tell her the corgis picked it out."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181n) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

That is a color palette you bestow upon a grave enemy.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181o) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

It DOES get chilly in Norfolk.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181p) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

I want the Queen throw caution to the wind and start wearing tights with different patterned legs.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181q) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY are there eye holes in these? NOSE holes even? ANY HOLES?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181r) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

Why should Kate give birth in a hospital gown when she could wear a perfectly expensive smock.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181s) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

These patterns are fascinating. This is one of those shows that's super fun to look at, but NO ONE can wear any of it without heavy editing -- and that's fine. I bet the Queen had a ball.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181t) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

I mean, LOOK at this. So much to behold.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181u) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"For the Honeymoon, Meghan dear."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181v) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

This is so sedate that for a moment I thought I uploaded a wrong photo.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181w) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

The helmets make me miss Yoanna from ANTM season 2.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181x) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

PLEASE GOD can the Queen get everyone patterned motorcycle helmets for Christmas.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181y) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

I unabashedly dig this. COME ON RIHANNA.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181z) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

These helmets have to be more comfortable than the face scarves, right?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181aa) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"Margaret would have ordered THREE."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ab) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

High-fashion Jiffy Pop.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ac) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

Meghan's wedding dress: SOLVED.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ad) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

It actually WOULD be kind of awesome if she picked a smaller designer like this.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ae) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

Those tights would make an intriguing throw pillow.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181af) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

I AM mildly concerned that his penchant for upholstering his models' faces is the stuff of horror movies.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ag) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"And one for Charlotte."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ah) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"And one for ME for when I'm banging around the Scottish moors."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ai) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

"I DO wish Philip would get more experimental with his trousers."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181aj) Adwoa Aboah on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

Gwen Stefani could attempt that for real.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9420181ak) Model on the catwalk Richard Quinn show, Runway, Fall Winter 2018, London Fashion Week, UK - 20 Feb 2018

And I think I would've closed with that one instead.

So What Exactly DID The Queen See At Fashion Week?
Meet Richard Quinn.

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