So, yes, this reminds me of Naeem's old suits, and it's very dramatic. I'd like to see Billie Eilish try that out -- it's still boxy, but fresher than the ones she wears that look like handbag linings.

I genuinely think Cardi B is the rare person who'd wear an entire one of these.

This is cut like a Marmee outfit, which is quite the clash of aesthetics.

Did we need a satin J. Crew rugby shirt?

WHO BUT THE QUEEN, am I right? Pull THAT for Trooping the Colour, Your Maj.

The Met Gala theme is "Time," I think, and i could see someone trying to claim this pattern is some kind of interspatial wormhole.

For your Matrix-themed sex den.

I really don't know why a leather balaclava is necessary.

Wait, I thought the 80s came back and then left already.

Hailee Steinfeld maybe?

I'd love to see Sophie Wessex or Zara pop out in this.

Gwen Christie?

A dementor?

Ruth Wilson

Tracee Ellis Ross

Rihanna. Why not.

Harry Styles

Ariana Grande

Richard Quinn: Still Face Masks, Still Florals

You know the drill.