Richard Quinn's MO seems to be "How To Be Seen Not Wanting To Be Seen."
I know we don't cover the royals anymore, but tell me you don't want Princess Anne to adopt this aesthetic while skulking around solving crimes. Is she watching you? Is she simply contemplating her scone? YOU DON'T KNOW.
I enjoy the idea of a hatbox that absolutely could not, at all, even come close to fitting the hat.
Some of the florals are at least nice, like this one.
And then all of a sudden, we're doing longline bras and tightaloons that remind me of the Balenciaga boots. WHY.
I wish the Queen had been to THIS Richard Quinn show.
At least we know Cardi B will wear a lot of these.
AND THEN. The world's least subtle spy. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Right in front of you.
I had to go for close-ups of some of these, because the eyeholes just... really really gave me the giggles.
Like, WHAT EVEN IS THIS.
I sincerely cannot wait for this to show up on someone, and I hope it's at the Oscars. Kristen Stewart, THIS IS YOUR TIME.
The shadows these hats cast are HILARIOUS.
Emerald Fennell, this is ripe for your next award show experience. I NEED one of her tweets about herself as it pertains to creating a narrative here.
You can barely even see the person's eyes on this one.
They are VERY well camouflaged.
This is pure Spaceballs. COMB THE DESERT.
And NOW we're into stretchy gift bags.
This reminds me of being a little kid, and using our Dress-Up Drawer of old nighties and such to try and make a pretend wedding dress. Pull it up onto your head, and voila, instant veil. (I think we had ... they must have been old sets of my grandmother's? We had a few nightgowns with jackets or whatever you'd call them.)
I really want this man to design stagewear for Katy Perry.
Reader, I CHORTLED. What is this, why is the answer "a fashion sleeping bag," and do we think the model was directed to look this angry?
I CANNOT STOP GIGGLING.
She looks SO SAD. It is PERFECT with the equally sad drape on this.
How to Lose Houndstooth Fans.
This model is really serving it through the absurdity, and I applaud her for it.
