Are we making things for Iggy Pop? Because this feels like Iggy Pop.

And then this feels like a hairdressing smock.

Moncler, reimagined

Is it for cold? Or for Covid? Maybe BOTH.

He could certainly scrub a urinal in those gloves.

Imagine booking a big runway job, and not being able to prove it.

All I can do is laugh. It's like the Yellowjackets crash-site cult reimagined by Thomas Edison.

This is what it would look like if I ever tried to knit.

Okay, a reasonable jacket. I understand it.

This feels like the slogan for a company in a dystopian-future horror movie.

Would You Like a Shirt That Says "Urinal" On It?

Then call Rick Owens.