Rihanna at Cannes

A$AP Rocky (in Saint Laurent) and Rihanna (in Alaia)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Barbadian singer and actress Rihanna (L) and US actor and singer Asap Rocky (R) leave after the screening of the film 'Highest 2 Lowest' at the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France on May 19, 2025. (Photo by Mustafa Yalcin/Anadolu via Getty Images)

I really love that color on Rihanna. I will take this HAPPILY. Remember THIS? That would've been firmly against the Cannes rules, though honestly, I'd REALLY have enjoyed her breaking them and then watching them freak out over whether to ask Rihanna to leave. Dollars to donuts they wouldn't have.

DAMN RIGHT he's holding her umbrella.

A$AP Rocky

The length of the pants is wrong, yes?

Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Tonya looks great. And Spike, well, he's never NOT going to rep the Knicks when they're going deep into the playoffs, although they don't play until Wednesday.

Ilfenesh Hadera

This is just delightul.

Adria Arjona in Louis Vuitton, and Jason Momoa

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Jason Momoa and Adria Arjona attend the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is all fine. The side pony on her dress seems like it'd be annoying to drag around all night, and the darts are VERY nipple-y.

Carla Bruni

She has been having a GRAND old time and is busting out all kinds of major dresses.

Jameela Jamil in Ali Karoui

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Jameela Jamil attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This is very nice, and I guess allowed because she can hand off the train at coat check.

Frederique Bel

What do rules even mean ANYWAY.

Leomie Anderson

I REPEAT.

Denzel

AND men aren't supposed to wear sneakers, AND YET here is Denzel. Does Cannes just put out press releases for attention?

Juno Wright, Jeffrey Wright and Elijah Wright

I love his daughter's dots, and his son REALLY looks like him.

Shauna Robertson and Ed Norton

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Shauna Robertson and Edward Norton attend the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Shauna Robertson is sneaking up on Jessica Betts for Best Dressed Celebrity Spouse.

Aïssa Maïga

"Does this need a collar? Um... OH, I KNOW."

Alton Mason

So sharp. And, literally. Those shoes look deadly.

Magda Swider

Apologies for not getting a photo of this woman's face, but OBVIOUSLY I was not going to pass up this angle.