When we saw this whole pastie-ridden Tom Ford collection, I called it for Miley AND Rihanna and I'd be proud except it's obviously designed, like, FOR Miley and Rihanna. (As I said about Miley before here, though, RiRi's face looks fab. It almost distracts you from WHATEVER THE HELL she's put on her body.
I truly hope this is ushering in a new era of wacktacularity and ridiculousness. (This is EXACTLY as the model wore it, by the way, though the model looked 100% more horrified.)
This is just not good. It's not even good on her, and she can carry off way more crazy stuff than you'd anticipate. It seriously looks like something a sexy alien lifeform would wear while throwing a naughty key party for everyone on the Enterprise, before seducing Captain Kirk and then stealing his wallet. And not Chris Pine Captain Kirk. SHATNER CAPTAIN KIRK.