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# Rihanna Is Making Balloon Art Hip Again, For The First Time
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rihanna-is-making-balloon-art-hip-again-for-the-first-time-05-2024/
- Published: 2024-05-13T19:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2024-05-13T01:57:37.000Z
- Description: And WHY NOT.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

If my online sleuthing is correct -- as in, I went to *People*'s website -- then Rihanna in this photo is leaving her son's birthday party. It does not explain the satin, a.k.a. the devil's second skin, but the pants at least make sense because I can definitely see her not caring if any toddler shenanigans ruin them. It also contextualizes the balloon sculpture. Well, I'm not TOTALLY sure why it's in the shape of a mouth, and one with gold teeth...? Or a grill? Or that needs a dentist? I guess it could just be... two hot dogs with a handle. Regardless, yes, we know WHY she has that with her, but... I'm a bit sad about it. I hoped Rihanna just decided that rubbercraft would be her summer passion, and that we'd see her around New York this year with a series of elaborate latex brooches, maybe ending with one that depicts her own face. Styled by Party City. I had BIG DREAMS, and now I have to be at peace with only a temporary lip job.

###### \[Photo: Robert Kamau/GC Images\]